el·e·va·tor
[el-uh-vey-ter]
Noun:
1. death trap.
2. windowless, oxygen free transport to hell.
3. weapon of architectural terrorism.
4. a hinged horizontal surface on a flying death trap such as an airplane.
Psychological Condition(s):
1. agoraphobia
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crazy
cra·zy
[krey-zee] , -zi·er, -zi·est, noun, plural -zies.
Adjective:
1. voted for the US Democratic Party in an election.
2. liberal, progressive, socialist, or activist judge.
3. passionate about the environment.
4. believes in Global Warming.
5. doesn't believe in God.
6. expresses views of a vegetarian nature.
7. practices or condones homosexuality.
Noun:
8. Democrat, or member of the Democratic Party, e.g. That crazy voted for Obama.
9. person who identifies self as liberal, e.g. That crazy wants health care!
Psychological Condition(s):
1. U.S. Republican
2. Fox News watcher
[krey-zee] , -zi·er, -zi·est, noun, plural -zies.
Adjective:
1. voted for the US Democratic Party in an election.
2. liberal, progressive, socialist, or activist judge.
3. passionate about the environment.
4. believes in Global Warming.
5. doesn't believe in God.
6. expresses views of a vegetarian nature.
7. practices or condones homosexuality.
Noun:
8. Democrat, or member of the Democratic Party, e.g. That crazy voted for Obama.
9. person who identifies self as liberal, e.g. That crazy wants health care!
Psychological Condition(s):
1. U.S. Republican
2. Fox News watcher
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