crazy

cra·zy
[krey-zee] , -zi·er, -zi·est, noun, plural -zies.

Adjective:
1. voted for the US Republican Party in an election.

2. conservative.

3. passionate about offshore drilling.

4. does not believe in Global Warming.

5. believes Jesus signed Declaration of Independence.

6. possesses any of the following: vehicle mounted gun rack, banjo, whittlin' knife.

7. practices homosexuality while publicly condemning it.

8. watches Fox News.


Noun:
8. Republican, or member of the Republican Party, e.g. That crazy voted for Bush!

9. person who identifies self as conservative, e.g. That crazy wants tax cuts!


Psychological Condition(s):
1. U.S. Democrat
2. liberal
3. Canadian
4. Keith Olbermann

elevator

el·e·va·tor
[el-uh-vey-ter]

Noun:
1. death trap.

2. windowless, oxygen free transport to hell.

3. weapon of architectural terrorism.

4. a hinged horizontal surface on a flying death trap such as an airplane.

Psychological Condition(s):
1. agoraphobia

crazy

cra·zy
[krey-zee] , -zi·er, -zi·est, noun, plural -zies.

Adjective:
1. voted for the US Democratic Party in an election.

2. liberal, progressive, socialist, or activist judge.

3. passionate about the environment.

4. believes in Global Warming.

5. doesn't believe in God.

6. expresses views of a vegetarian nature.

7. practices or condones homosexuality.


Noun:
8. Democrat, or member of the Democratic Party, e.g. That crazy voted for Obama.

9. person who identifies self as liberal, e.g. That crazy wants health care!


Psychological Condition(s):
1. U.S. Republican
2. Fox News watcher